I should have known something was up when FedEx sent me a letter via the U.S. Postal Service, but really you gotta love this–they want me to pay this bill because my name is similar (sort of) to someone else’s. No, don’t think so.
In case you can’t read that gem of a note, it begins, “Fed Ex was unable to bill the account for the party indicated on the shipping document or the account number was missing. Therefore we are invoicing you for the charges associated with this shipment.”
Just goes to support my theory that I should stick to writing about the truth because I am definitely not creative enough to make this stuff up.
