He was not a well regulated militia,
He was not defending himself
Nor did he shoot in self-defense
Playing bang, bang you’re dead
With a pink pistol that
Turned out not to be a toy
And which now lies in his cold dead hands
That would make Charlton Heston proud.
It was an accidental shooting
According to the news.
But what is accidental about
A gun that is left in a toddler’s reach?
Will this keep you awake tonight, Wayne LaPierre,
Or will you be too busy wining and dining lawmakers
To be sure they don’t pass stricter laws and
Anyhow, the President went skeet-shooting–
Look kids, shooting can be fun.
Tmorej Smith was just a little boy
Who thought that the shiny pink gun was a toy,
And now he is dead,
And it isn’t a game anymore.